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THE SUCCESS OF MARRIAGE

Once upon a time a married couple celebrated their 25th marriage anniversary.They had become famous in the city for not having a single conflict in th... read more

Posted 4 months ago - 0 comments

Free haircut

A barber gave a haircut to a priest one day. The priest tried to pay for the haircut but the barber refused saying, "I cannot accept money from you, f... read more

Posted 4 months ago - 0 comments

Fishing Box

A man called home to his wife and said, "Honey I have been asked to go fishing up in Canada with my boss & several of his Friends. We'll be gone for a... read more

Posted 10 months ago - 0 comments

** Pope in a Limo**

After getting all of Pope Benedict's luggage loaded into the limo (and he doesn't travel light), the driver notices that the Pope is still standing on... read more

Posted 11 months ago - 0 comments

Worth Reading

(pls find time to read this)One day a teacher asked her students to list the names of the other students in the room on two sheets of paper, leaving a... read more

Posted 1 years ago - 2 comments

That's Why I Fire My Secretary

Read through, it's classic..... man .. what do you expect:-))Last week was my birthdayand I didn't feel very wellwaking up on that morning.I went down... read more

Posted 1 years ago - 0 comments

Tooth Extraction

Patient : "How much to have this tooth pulled?" Dentist : "$90.00" Patient : "$90.00 for just a few minutes work???" Dentist : "I can extract it v... read more

Posted 1 years ago - 0 comments

Teacher and Student (2)

A teacher was asking her class: "What is the difference between 'unlawful' and 'illegal' ?" Only one hand shot up. "Ok, answer, Joan," said the teac... read more

Posted 1 years ago - 0 comments

Teacher and Student (1)

Teacher : "Where were u born?" Student : "Singapore, Sir." Teacher : "Which part?" Student : "All of me, Sir."... read more

Posted 1 years ago - 0 comments

An Arab & the Jew (2)

my apologies to any Jew amongst you...no insult intendedA fleeing Taliban, desperate for water, was plodding through theAfghanistan desert when he s... read more

Posted 1 years ago - 0 comments

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